SO I WAS WATCHIN ANCIENT ALIENZ AND DA GUY SAID DAT EVIL PATRIXX WAS AN ALIEN AND DEN I HEARD BIG EXPLOSON OUTSID AND DEN A BUNCH OF PATRIXXX WERE INVADIN EARTH! SO I GRABBED MY BEST FRIEND AND GIRLFREND MARTY MFCLY AND DEMMY (respectively) AND SO WE WENT TO KIL DA PATRIXXX
BUT DEN WE NOTICED THAT WE COULDN'T KIL HIM DAT EASILY. SO WE NEEDED MORE MEMBERZ. WE THEN REALIZED THAT WE CULD GET SOME PEEPS LIKE THE ANCINT ALIENZ GUY AND MR SANDMAN. SO WE WENT TO DA TV STUDIO AND FOUND DA ANCINT ALIENZ GUY SO WE GOT HIM. DEN IN A BOXIN RING MR SANDMAN WAS PUCNHIN DA SHIT OUT OF CELETIA. WE GOT HIM AND CELESTIA AND WE WER READY TO FIGHT THE PATRIXXX.
ME, ALIENZ GUY, MARTY, DEMMY AND MR SANDMAN GOT ON CLEESTIA BUT SHE COULDN'T GET US TO DA MOTHRSHIP SO WE SHOT A UFO AND TOOK THE PATRIXXX AND FLEW UP TO THE MODERSHIP. WHEN WE GOT IN, DERE WER 4 ROOMS. IN DA FIRST ONE, DEMMY POOPED TO HARD AND DIED! IN DA SECOND ONE, MARTY BLEW UP A DELOREAN AND DID! IN DA THIRD ON, MR SANDMAN PUNCHED A WALL TO GET A BUTTON AND HE GOT ELECTROCUDED! IN DA FORTH ON, ALIENZ GUY GOT STABBED AND DEID!
I THEN GOT TO THE KING PATRIXXX. I SHOT HIM, BUT HE SHOT ME AND I AM DED!