I'm a huge fan of Alanis Morissette. I have all of her CDs, DVDs and even her panties I found on one of her shows. But some days ago, I met a terrible experience.
A dickish friend of mine sent me a copy o a blank DVD written "Alanis.avi". I thought it was just a prank and he was trying to make fun of me. So, I inserted the disk on my PC, and then I watched the video.
It started with the Unsent video playing. Mattew, the first dude who shows up (he looks like ProJared btw) seems to be done playing a guitar, and he looks very umcorfotable with Alaniss presence. He then tells her to gtfo from his house. Not much later, the screen goes static, and Alanis is shown with a razor, cutting Matthew.
the screen goes black, and a message pops up, saying "So many men to blame, so little time. Don't you agree?" It seems like her feminist ideas were actually true. I was terrified.
Next scene shows Jonathan on a cafeteria with her. She shows up with super realistic bloody eyes, and shoots Jonathan because he didn't want to join her feminist friends.
The following scene shows Terrance and Alanis near a cliff. With her while Sonic-ish gloves, she chokes him to death, and betrays his spiritual beliefs and wonderful memories they had.
the other scene is Markus with Alanis. They're sitting on the couch, and she tells him to close hsi eyes and wait for a game. She then bites his eyes with her giant sharp teeth, like a deadly kiss (Do not ever trust Whigfield and her song Sexy Eyes).
The last scene shows Lou and Alanis in a car. She cuts the steering wheel with a katana she stole from Mitsurugui. Then, the car crashes a clothing shop, and the screen goes static again.
She shows up with bloody red eyes, and with a message saying "I am a musician."
She screen then goes dark, and the video ends.
I now keep the DVD on my shelf, waiting for a reverse Joining You to play around the midnight and Alanis kill me someday. I fucking love her.