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it all started with me taking a stroll with my friend. i found something strange on the floor. it was a disc. it was all dirty. i picked it up. my friend said "why are you picking up dirty things you cuck" "screw you" i said. "fuck you , you gay ass dirty ass pussy cuntfucking cocksucking cumlicking cuck" i started to cry and went home. i turned on my laptop and put in the disc. but before i played it, i started to watch some furry porn, and snail porn to calm myself down.
my mom caught me jerking off and she told me to get a life and that im a cuck. "its a movie" I said. after jerking off I clicked on whats on the disk. it was a file called "ass.avi" "yes more porn!" i thought to myself. but it didn't seem like porn when it started. after the black screen labeled "ass.avi" the video started with a man who seemed to be in his 20s in some boring ass room with dim litted lights. he was staring at the camera for 30 seconds with an expressionless face. then he turned around and pull his pants down. i liked where this was going. he pulled down and his underwear too and started to take a shit. i was turned on. after he took a shit, 15 seconds later a man came in.
he took a knife and started stabbing the shit. after stabbing it he stopped. then he proceed to stab the guy's ass. after stabbing it for some reason, there was no blood. the man literally took off his ass. he had no ass! it was just a flat thing. i felt bad for him. why did the guy had to backstab him? get it? anyways back to seriousness. the man started waving his fake ass around. then the video had static. the video cut to an animation of a stickfigure walking in a white screen hyperealistic hands came and started shaking the stickfigure and the hyperealistic hands pulled out the head and started to bounce it like a basketball. balls are fun but this was completely unrelated. but then it hit me. the stickfigure represented the man in his 20s and the hand represented the man in his 30s.
then after several seconds of bouncing the static came back and it went back to the 2 men. the fake ass was floating now and the two men were staring at the screen. i could hear the man with no ass saying something. after replaying it i found out that he said "i have to take a shit" "how can he take a shit with no ass?" i thought to myself. after that, the video went black with texts saying "no ands ifs or butts." after the video ended i found out that my mom was staring at the screen. "you're into some sick shit" "it was another movie mom!" i responded. after my mom left i shoved the disc up my ass. the video was never seen again.
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