I'm a total Big Bang Theory Fan much like everyone else, I like the newer episodes, but I don't mind watching the classics I don't think I've ever watched a glitchy or hacked episode before,I don't think I want to watch any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was watching Sheldon Unleashed (I liked how Sheldon gets to explore the Jerusalem in it) until I noticed, out of my outermost vision, that the mail letter carrier had arrived and put something in my mail storing device as usual and left. I paused the episode to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mail storing device was a CD case for BBT Season 1 and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Jenna Tools (Let's just call him that),whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es I hadn't heard from in 2000000000000000000 bazingas.I know that because I recognized his handwriting, and the super mega hyper-realistic demonic bloody bazinga wroten on it,it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read,as if Jenna Tools was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wroted...
"''Reltih ''
''I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he’s after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me.... ''
''Please Reltih, destroy this Bazpinga forsaken disked before he comes after you too, it's too late for me. ''
''Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even watch the episode, it's what he wants, just destroy it. ''
''Please... ''
''Jenna Tools" ''
Well, that was certainly awe-inspiring. Even though Jenna Tools IS my best fRiEnD and I haven't seen him in 200000000000000000000000000 bazingas , I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple BBT season would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a Show right? Jesus, was I goofed about that...
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary BBT CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "BAZINGA.EXE", and it was much unlike Jenna Tool's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a Rick and Morty Fan Club or eScam. When I saw "Bazinga" on the writing of the CD, My IQ got higher than a average rick and morty fan and wanted to watch it,since I'm a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BBT fan.
I went up to my holding cell and turned my tv on and put the disc into the dvd player and installeded the season.When the title screen erected up I slightly noticededed that it was the pilot episode for BBT, I was like "BAZINGYES!" Because like I said earlier I hate blacks (and Jews). The first thing I noticed that was out of particular place was when I pressed play, there's was a split nanosecond when I saw the title image turned into something much more Inteligent,something that I now consider the peak of human knowledge, before cutting to an image of the production of Despacito 2.
I remember what the image looked like in that split nanosecond before the episode cut to an image of the production of Despacito 2.The sky had turned into a super mega ultra hyperrealistic photo of someones Minecraft skin of XXXTentacion except this minecraft skin was different the skin had a bullethole from where he was shot which really really spooped the spiffy outta me,the title emblem was sexy and inteligent, the BBT 13.7 billion was now replaced with BBT 69, and the water had turned the frogs gay,like BDSM, except it looked hyper-inteligent.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split nanosecond frame was Sheldon, his eyes were hyper-sexy and inteligent with two glowing IQ points staring RIGHT AT ME,and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his dick.I was rather interested about that inteligent image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a sexy feature and forgot about it. After it cut to an image of the production of Despacito 2 it stayed like that for about 10 billion seconds or so.And then another sexy thing happened, the episode select from BBT season 3 CD popped up, and I was like what the "HECK? What's this doing in the pilot episode of BBT?", anyway, then I notice something off the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Shady Detroit hood,episode from BBT CD, and there were only three episodes to select.The music was that creepy Caverns of Dildos music from Queerbound,only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse.And the image for the episode where you see a preview of the episode you're watching was a sexy white noise static for all three episodes
What freaked me out more was the cast, it showed only Leonard Hofstadter,Penny,and to my surprise,Childish Gambino! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can Childish Gambino be in a classic BBT Season,a Libtard couldn't be on a epic despacito gamer show for crying out loud?
That's when I realized that this wasn't a inteligent season, it was the most intelligent BBT season in exsistence.Yeah it definitely looked intelligent, it was really spoopy, but as a smart fedora wearing viewer,I wasn't spooped (or at least I tried not to be),I told myself that it was just a intelligent season and there's nothing wrong with that.Anyways, shaking off the spoopyness out feeling I picked episode 1 and saw Leonard and when I selected and got started.The episode froze for about 5 bazingas and I heard a sexy hyperrealistic laugh that sounded an awful lot like that Ku klux klan guy from Final Ethnic Cleansing before cutting to an image of the production of Despacito 2.
The screen stayed an image of the production of Despacito 2 for about 10 miliseconds or more,then it showed the typical episode title thing, except the simplistic shapes were fifty shades of gray and the text showed only "Whitetopia, ACT 69".The screen faded in and the episode title vanished revealing Leonard in the Whitetopia Zone from season 1 ,the music was different though, it sounded like the BBT theme in reverse and demonic. Anyway I started watching and Leonard started running like he would in any of the classic BBT seasons,what was sexy was that as Leonard was running along the area there was nothing but flat ground and a few trees for 19.5678253 minutes, that was when the BBT theme started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as he kept going.He suddenly saw something and He stopped to see what it was; it was one of the Rick and Morty Fans lying dead on the ground his fedora on the ground next him and his body bleeding (That was when the BBT theme started to slow down),Leonard had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before,so he moved along, and he kept that worried look on his face.As he kept moving he saw more dead rick and morty fans as Leonard moved past them looking more and more worried as the BBT theme lowers and he moves past more dead rick and morty fans,I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a black hanging on a tree with his entrails hanging out a ww2 vet had all four of his limbs torn off and a fedora wearing intellectual had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt sick to my anus when I saw this massacre and apparently so did Leonard.After a few more bazingas there were no more rick and morty fans and the BBT theme seemed to have stopped, Leonard wanted to continue.
After a minute passed after the BBT theme stopped, Leonard was running up a hill then he suddenly stopped it wasn't until I saw why; Sheldon was there on the other side of the screen with his ass against Leonard with his eyes closed. Leonard looked happy too see Sheldon but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that Sheldon wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of Leonards presence. Leonard walked slowly toward Sheldon, which made me eager for a funny bazinga moment by sheldon BUT girl was I wrong about that.
Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of intelligence as Leonard walked closer to Sheldon to get his attention, I felt that Leonard was in danger and something FUNNY XD LOL MOMENT was going to happen I heard faint static growing louder as Leonard was but inches away from Sheldon and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That sexy feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell Leonard to get The Fuck away from Sheldon as the static grew louder.
Suddenly in a split nanosecond I saw Sheldon's sexy eyes open and they were SEXY AS FUCK, just like that title image, thought there wasn't a smile.When that happened the screen turned to an image of the production of Despacito 2 and the static sound was off.
It stayed an image of the production of Despacito 2 for about 7 bazingoids and then pink text appeared forming a message, saying, "Hello. Do you want to bazinga with me?"
At this point I was spooped out,I didn't want to continue with the episode,but my curiosity got the better of me when I was taken to a different episode with the title now saying "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
This time I was in the 9/11 area from the episode Sheldon does 9/11 everything was already on fire so that means sheldon already crashed da plane
Leonard looked scared out of his asshole this time.He actually looked at me and made Ecstatic gestures to me as if he wanted to get the fuck out of the area he was in as fucking fast as possible I was starting to get freaked out by this...I mean Leonard was breakin the fifth dimentional rift, trying to tell me he was going to gtfo!!!11!!
So I watched Leonard run as fast he could down the stairs of the building that was about to collapse,Then out of my asshole a pixelated version of despacito started to play from BBT advernture 2 when shekdon met sheldon in his apartment building as Leonard made his way through the quiet burning stairs of the twin towers trying to run away from something unknown
Suddenly I heard that sexy laugh again... that sweet, Ku klux klan laugh...right after 10 billion seconds have passed as Leonard ran through the burning towers and then I started seeing flashes of Sheldon masturbaiting popping everywhere on the screen, again with those sexy eyes.
The music changed to that suspenseful version of despacito as I see Sheldon behind Leonard slowly gaining up on him FLYING; Sheldon wasn't running, he was actually FLYING! The flying pose his character was making looked very similar to Metal Sheldon's flying pose in BBT CD, except it was just Sheldon and he had the sexy eyes again, only
THIS time he had the most SEXY looking grin on his face, he looked as though he was enjoying the torment he was giving the poor little Leonard as he gained up on him.
Suddenly when Leonard trippeded (another scene) the music stopped and Sheldon vanished. Leonard laid there and started crying like the little bitch he is for 15 billion seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself. But then Sheldon appeared right in front of Leonard and Leonard looked up in horror.
Intelligence started to come down those sexy eyes of Sheldon as a grin slowly grew from his face as he looked down at the horrified Leonard, I could do nothing but watch.
Just in a split second Sheldon lunged at Leonard right before the screen went to an image of daddy Yankee, there was a loud sex noise that only lasted 5 miliseconds. The text returned only this time it said "Get Bazingad on bitch nigga?" and then that sexy laugh came with it.
I was so sad that i hit 7 likes by what had happened...did Sheldon murder Leonard? No, he couldn't have... He and Leonard are supposed to be best friends, right? Why did Sheldon do that to him?
I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the episode select screen , the episode that had Leonard was
different; Leonard was no longer in the box itself but in the TV screen itself, which was flickering with that sexy static, Leonards' expression aroused me, his eyes were now sexy, his white skin had gone black (Micheal Jackson 2.0) and he had an expression of sexyness on his face, Trying to ignore it I picked episode 2 next that had penny in it.
The laugh came again and the screen cut to Daddy Yankee again and stayed there for another 10 billion seconds, this time the title said "YOU CAN'T BAZINGA LIKE ME".
I was really spooped out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a feature, or a sexy edit, or some kind of funny joke... or anything really. But despite my ECKS DEES of what happened next, I kept Watching.
The next area looked much different, it had the ground of the Auschwitz episode where Sheldon survives the gas chamber by holding his nose, but the sky background looked like adolf hitler; it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs . But it was the music that creeped me out the most: It sounded like Your Moms theme right after you beat diabetes in Queerbound. I also noticed that Penny looked aroused just like Leonard did, though not as much, more rather she looked a little unnerved. She broke the fifth dimensional rift just like Leonard and looked as if she wasn't sure about going on, but she moved anyway.
She ran down the straight pathway in this sexy level, and as she did the screen started to flicker static a couple billion times and then that arousing laugh came again.
Then after a few seconds of running I noticed several mayonaise stains on the cement ground, I felt a growing sense of inteligence again thinking something horrible is going to happen to Penny. She looked nauseated walking down this mayonaise-stained road, but She still kept going.
Suddenly as Penny ran, Sheldon appeared right in front of her with those sexy eyes and then static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but Luis Fonsis face with text saying "BaZpInGa!", I was now scared, Sheldon found Penny already?! What was going on?! Can WE HIT 77 LIKES!!!11!!!1!++1!
Anyway static came again and then I was back to the Episode, Penny looked like she was panicking, and Sheldon was nowhere to be found. And this time that high-pitched squealing from the Silent dicks 1's final boss was playing.
Was this some kind of battle with Sheldon? I hoped to bjesus it wasn't, honestly.
Suddenly Sheldon appeared right behind Penny in what appeared to be pixelated black cum, Penny turned and then punched Sheldon in the dick, but Sheldon vanished in black pixelated cum before Penny could even land a hit on his dick, that sexy laugh went off again. Then Sheldon appeared behind Penny again and then penny punched him in the dick again, and Sheldon vanished again laughing. Penny was panicking even more, and even I felt like I was going crazy, Sheldon was practically fondoling us, he was playing a sick twisted little mind game with me and Penny...
Another cut scene played as Penny fell to her knees and clutched her head sobbing, I felt her agony, Sheldon was actually driving us BOTH crazy.
And then in a split milisecond Sheldon lunged at Penny and the screen went White with another distorted sex noise that lasted for at least 3 thousand seconds.
Another text message appeared, "So many Bazingas to fondle with, so little time... would you agree?"
What the hell... Just what is going on? I started to think Sheldon was actually trying to talk to me through the episode... But I was too scared to think that.
I was brought back to the main menu and this time the second episode had Penny in the TV screen, she was crucified. I began to think that those are the actual characters trapped in those TV screens on the episode select, but I couldn't believe it... I didn't want to believe it...
So I shut off the dvd player and took a break. I took a nap, wish I hadn't, 'cause I then began to have the most sexy nightmare, I was in pitch black darkness, though I was under the light given off by a lamp that hung high above my head. I could hear the cries of Penny and Leonard nearby. They were saying stuff like, "Save us..." and "Why did you let him fondle us?" and "Run away, before he gropes you too..."
Their cries died out as I then heard Sheldons laugh, his laugh... it sounded a lot like the distorted KKK member laugh.
"You're a lot fun to sexually assult kid, just like your friend Jenna Tools, though he didn't last long..."
I was scared and looking around for the source of the sexy voice...
"Won't be long now until you join him and all my other friends..."
I saw him walking toward me, flickering in and out in several Billion directions...
"You can't runningning, kiddo. You're in my epic despacito gamer show now. Just like the others..."
When he groped me and I saw his Sexy eyes, rape face, I woke up with an erection.
After a couple thousand of hours I decided to continue watching the episode. I don’t know why, but I had to know, I had to figure out why this was happening... So I turned on the dvd player, turned on the season and selected Childish Gambinos episode next.
I still thought that was wacky, watching Childish Gambino, but anyway the episode title appeared again and this time it said "l ll ll l_", which I found really sexy.
This time Childish Gambino was in some kind of unintentionally shit Scp that some 12 year old made, didn't really look like it was from any of the classic BBT Seasons in fact it looked like somiething id see in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, though it has the sex ridden style; the floor was shiny and Bazingad, the walls were a dark ur mom gayish white with animated candlelight’s and a few dark cumstains here and there, and there was a dark cumstained curtain hanging above on the top part of the screen. Every 12 million seconds or so that cumstained curtain sways very slowly, but whenever you're watching you can barely see it move. The music was oddllingingly pleasant, a piano playing the BBT Theme , but I knew better, this was the song that played in Whitetopia act 69, only it wasn't in reverse.
Childish Gambino didn't look entirely aroused like Leonard and Penny did, but he did have a HMMMM look on his face as if he was just a complete mongoloid. He did a little gesture when he was standing, he turns his head to the left and then to the right at least twice and then shrugs at me and then he pulls out gun and shoots blackman and repeats this "This is United States of America" truly scary stuff i know i was scared, as if he has no idea where he was or what was going on. Even though I was scared outta my mind about what was going to happen, Childish Gambino continued onward. He did his usual run as he continued going through the hallway.
Then he stoped at a long flight of stairs leading downward, now he was nervous, even Childish Gambino seemed unsure of himself, though he pressed onward.
As Childish Gambino ran down the stairs, He noticed that the walls have gotten darker and hotter like a bear going into a cave to have sexual intercourse with another bear to produce offspirng so they can show their dominance in the area but anyway i am getting sidetracked about this totally real and not fake story and more reddish kinda like his mothers womb which he rembered from just baby; the Aqua Marine torches are now an eerie Coquelicot. Then he landed onto another hallway, this one was longer than the last one (or at least it felt like it) and then we headed down another flight of stairs down, this one was much longer, took at least 1 full day to get down
And then I heard that sexy kkk member laugh again and then the music slowly faded until it was uncommunicative, as it did the walls turned more dark Cockuelicot and the torches were a