BillCosby.exe

I was only 9 years young when I got my first Bill Cosby game. I was so
happy. I loved Bill Cosby with all my heart. I booted it up and the game
just showed a picture of bill's face. It slowly zoomed in as spooky
music played in the background. I knew something was wrong. Bill Cosby
would never do this. This had to be the work of something more sinister.
It slowly zoomed into his nose and that's when I saw it, it was the
illuminati. Bill Cosby was in the illuminati. Then the government rushed
through my door and took me away. I now live as a test subject for the
government. Please... Send help...