It was a cold winters night when I tucked into my Sunday roast. As I enjoyed the succulent taste of the beef on my taste buds, I heard a bang coming from upstairs. I had no idea what it could be as I had recently broke up with my girlfriend, meaning that there was no-one but me in my house. As I slowly went up the stairs, the whole feeling of my house changed dramatically. The air had developed a slight chill, and I felt like I was being watched. When I entered my bedroom I saw a figure. He had full ginger hair with a ginger moustache and when he saw me he said one thing, one thing ill never forget... BLARGALALRGAL.