Booger!!!
Holy shit, guys!!!Holy shit!!! You won't believe what I saw today! I saw some spooky shit! Well, I was walking
down the street when i saw a cartoon ham burger restaurant! Cartoons spook me out! I was curious anyway, so I went inside. i wish i never friggin' did. There was no cashier, but i went up to the register anyway! I ordered a burgerr and freedom fries! And i got them almost immediately! It didnt look like a burgerrr and freedom fries at all, it looked like 5-6 hamsters and a kermit the frog puppet! The kermit scared me the most. It reminded me of....we dare not speak its name. There was scribblings all over the restaurant in some unknown language that I didn't know what the language was! And cartoon food! There were some guys who looked like Vegeta and they tried to FUCK me! i left and never came back
The next day
I fell down a tunnel and i saw the cat in the hat and Ms. Green from Awful Hospital! I HATE THE color green! I fell even more down the tunnel but they wouldn't let me in! How rude! I went home and listened to no love Deep Web but i noticed something strange. Instead of zach hill's dick on the cover there was a spooky skeleton! i HATE SKELETONS but i listened to it anyway. There was high pitched static and a squealing noise and mc RIDE was crying like a fuckdamn Baby. what a turd
The next next day
I woke up and saw all my food was chinese bootleg shit! And then I saw Anthony Fantano and Cal Chuchesto and they double-teamed me and sawed my dick!! And then I turned on the tv and i saw Freddy Freaker....my
guardian angel....He said to me: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go? And I said: Wish you Were Here! so i got teleported to a studio lot. I saw two men shaking hands and one was on fire!! So spooky! Then I died. The end. Remember to like and subscribe for more videos