"Once upon a time, there was a man named Jimmy Earl Zies."
"HE LOVED THE CAPS LOCK SO MUCH THAT HE NICKNAMED HIMSELF 'CAPZIES'"
"EVEN WHEN HE TALKED, HE SHOUTED WHEN HE TALKED, BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE CAPS DOES!"
"EVERYONE HATED HIM! BECAUSE OF HIS YELLING CAUSED PEOPLE TO BE DEAF!"
"THEN, WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST COMPUTER, HIS KEYBOARD WAS CUSTOM MADE, MAKING HIM TYPE IN CAPS!"
"THEN HE SIGNED UP ON CREEPYPASTA, TO START HIS FAME ON THE INTERNET WRITING CREEPYPASTA'S AND SHIT!"
"THEN ONE DAY, HE STUMBLED UPON THE CHAT ON THE SIGHT."
"HE SAID 'HI, MY NAME IS JIMMY ZIES, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CAPZIES!"
"THEN SARAH SAID "CAPS"
"AND FATAL DISEASE POSTED HIS FAMOUS ' WOAH, CAPS' PICTURE!"
"THEN CAPZIES SAID "NO! MY KEYBOARD IS CUSTOMED THIS WAY"
"SARAH THEN SAID 'NO WAY, THERE CANNOT BE A KEYBOARD CUSTOMED TO HAVE ONLY CAPS'"
"CAPZIES THEN SAID "HELL YEAH, THAT SHIT CAN HAPPEN!' THEN HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS KEYBOARD, SHOWING SARAH THE PICTURE.
"BUT THEN SARAH BANNED HIM FROM THE CHAT FOR ETERNITY, DUE BECAUSE OF THE MULTIPLE TIMES SHE SAID TO WATCH THE CAPS"
"THEN CAPZIES CONTINUED ON WITH HIS LIFE, ONLY LEAVING CREEPYPASTA"
The End
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