hello, i name is smity werbanjaegermanjetson, and i am a big fan of MichaelLeroi on youtube, i find his Bad Creepypasta series hillarious! my friend billy was also a fan. remember this information, its important.
it was friday the 13th. it's a tradition for me and my friend to watch a spooky movie on Friday the 13th. My friend downloaded our favourite movie, The Squidward. it was normal, but then it started adding in demonic themes. my friend got spooked and said, "OMFG DIS IZ SPOOPY VERY, CUD DIS BI HANTED?" i then looked at him and said (under my breath) "it's supposed to be that way." i went to get some popcorn and... well... i had no butter, (Authors note: thats probobly the spookiest part of the story) anyway, my friend was gone maybe he had to use the bathroom, so i kicked the door down, he wasn't there, so i just walked away, there was a pie and a flash drive on my couch, also a note, it read
"to Smity: Well, here you go"
i ate the pie all in one bite and took the flash drive to my room. i put it in my computer, my computer broke and i put it in the USB drive. there was a notepad, and a .exe file. "oh god" i said "this is a set up to a bad creepypasta." i then smiled, i decided to watch a random MichaelLeroi video. my curiosity got the best of me and i opened the note pad file, it read
"Yisterday, I bot a trumpit off of ebiy for 45 dolars. Wen it arrived at my howz, it wuz a gold trumpit, which wuz werd cuz trumpetz r yooshally sulvir. Wen I tok out teh trumpt, it cummed with blod red valv oil an a corroded mouth piece. i pit teh blod red valve ol into mai trompet an wen i pley et, it spurt blod all ovur mai wal. I went to slep and then i hed a nitemaer about a trompet eatin me aliv. Wen i wok up, a trumboen wuz settin next tu my deth trompet. I went tu teh batroom to hied an tek a big nastee shet. Teh trombpet an trumboen falowd me an tehn they kelld me. teh trombun used itz slide to fuk me in teh assholes and teh trumpot suofucated me. I ded in teh end cuz thatz how i wrot tes creepypasta"
"WHAT IS THIS?!" i thought, i then realised... it was deth trumpet! i looked at the clok, it was 11:00, so i went to bed.
i woke up, put on my cerial, ate my clothes, and went to school. i went to my cl
assroom and billy wasn't there, i asked my teacher, ms lastname, what happend to billy? she had a look of nervousnes on her face, then she then said "well... uh" then i was called down to the office. my friend johnny, johnny topples, was there to. i walked past 2 rooms, one i heard a kid say "WE CANT JUST KILL THAT THING, ITS A BEAST VERSION OF OUR MASCOT" followed by chairs being flipped, in the 2nd room, i heard my english teacher talking to her students about swapping tenses. when i got to my principels room he said "take a seat smity" i took a seat, he then sighed and said. "billy is dead, he got spooked and died." i then had to live my life knowing that he was spooked to death, before i knew it, the day was over. i then went in my tardis and teleported home (cause you know, britan). on my compooter, there was a .exe file called cawadoody.exe. "CALL OF DUTY?" i yelled "OH BOI." i was about to play, but my toffee crisp vampire poster fell over, i got spooked. i then opened the game. the title screen was black, with the title in comic sans. a snoop dog song played. mtn dew, duritos, and snoop dog were on the screen. i then started a game with bots. when i shot a bot, a random kid started yelling, it happened with all the bots. then i heard BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE dupstep started playing there was mtn dew duritos sample text and the screen looked like it had a windows movie maker effects, subscribe buttons, faze clan, optic gaming, and other things you'd see in a cod montage, i killed even more people and the dubstep got louder. i tried using my knife but it sounded like it had no reason. i then heard silence, the worlds loudest silence, and the screen went black, i then heard MichaelLeroi say "ballux" then the game crashed. a new .exe file was on my compooter. it read "getspooked.exe." i opened the file and it was just like the first game, but the song "spooky scary skeletons" started playing, insted of mtn dew and duritos, it was skeletons, and bad skeleton puns, but the ending wasn't MichaelLeroi that said ballux, it was a kid yelling "GET SPOOKED PLZ K THX BI" then it crashed, i then heard, "u w0 m8?" i look behind me, there was a plush skeleton with a toy sniper rifle, and sun glasses. i was then died.