Censorship

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Hello, Professor Innerscope here. Last time, I taught you how gas worked on the Earth. Now, that lesson, I tell you, was (and still is) completely reliable, and any student reading that automatically got an A on his/her chemistry test! [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=USI So I must be smart.]

Anyway, today, I will cover censorship.

Examples of censorship:

1. Person A: “Holy [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]”

2. Area 51 expedition essay:

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3. 4kids Entertainment’s anime

Censorship, if done right, is completely acceptable. It is what keeps kids from hearing naughty things on MA rated shows. It is what brainwashes citizens. It is very useful among the government.

Some things to use Censorship for:

#[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=4kids Localizing M rated anime for 4 year olds]
#Blocking out curse words on M rated shows
#Appeasing soccer moms
#[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lolwut To prevent children from choking other people while they slit their throats in the process of driving a car that is about to crash into a cruiser with a ton of explosives that, if anyone contacts them, a whole country blows up]

Censorship is very useful.

Why we need Censorship:

It’s obvious really. We {censored phrase} need censorship. The government is [censored root] washing our minds from [censored fragment]. Why else would [censored paragraph]. I mean, Osama Bin Laden was killed for [censored [censored censorship]] and other causes.

As you can see, Censorship [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=SOPA truly] is [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=NDAA needed]. If we support Censorship, the whole [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WWIII world] will be saved!