I like sonic games. Do you remember sonic games? I am better at you at sonic games. But anyway my story begins with me looking through the trash for a very good reason. I then found an awesome box, which had the words on it "CLICHE.REALFILE, DO NOT EVER OPEN!" lolno so I went home and opend it, and it was a USB file holding thing. Being a smart person who knows that whatever file is in this is a good game and not a virus, so I put in my computer. Then a message said: "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE DAT!" and my nose started to bleed! I backed away from the computer... A new message came up, saying "BLOOD DEATH AND BLOOD WILL BE IN YOUR FACE" then I went to my phone and I called Carl.
Me: WUT DID YA DO CARL! THE GAME YOU SENT ME IN THE TRASH IS EVIL!
Carl: I didn't send you a game in the trash weirdo, who are you?
Me: CARL! YOU DONT RECONIZE ME?
Carl: No I do- AISJER(UIJERYAR!
Carl?: THERE IS NO CARL, ONLY SANIC!
Me: SANIC? NO!
Sanic: YES, DO ME A FAVOR OR I WILL KILL YOU
Me: What is it? D: D: D:
Sanic: Press the button, PLAY DA GAME!
Then I pressed the button, and I looked at the most terrifying thing ever. A game menu... CLICHE.REALFILE! I had to play the game, so I pressed start. Sanics face showed up then, and it was terrifying. He looked like an UBER-REALISTIC HUMAN WEARING CONVINCING SANIC COSTUME! Blood came from his eyes
Sanic: MOVE ME, USE THE ARROWS...
I used the arrow keys, and that turned the image into a normal sonic game. The only thing different was that sanic was there, bleeding all over the place. Whenever i killed anything it flashed an image of a person like Sanic, except as the enemy. But they were corpses. Then I got to the first boss, which wasn't like the boss from any other sonic game. He was Tails, except he had soulless eyes, darker then any abyss, darker then it could be possible. They were black holes, 2 of them on his face. I saw Sanics bones shift and fly out, and I saw his bonless bleeding body stretch out and deform. Tails wasn't Tails... HE WAS TALES!
Sanic: Quick! MOVE CARL, USE THE ARROWS!
I then used the arrow keys again and it showed Carl, smiling, with black bleeding eyes.
Carl: Hello, Moron!
Me: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
Carl: Because im your best friend, Moron Idiot!
Me: MY LAST NAME TOO?
Carl: Just move me! Wait, I almost forgot...
Carl moved on his own into the kitchen and grabbed the biggest knife there. I then controlled Carl to go outside, and I learned that Z made him stab and X made him preform Black Magic. The same flashing dead people images came up when I killed people. Cliche.realfile was the best game ever. I enjoyed it. I never wanted it to end. But then I remembered, MY DEAR FRIEND SANIC! I left him with Tales!
Me: Wait, Carl! We need to defeat Tales, and rescue Sanic!
Carl: On it!
Carl went inside his house and got a Cliche.realfile game, which was an actual disc for him. He put it in his computer and played the game. We saw Sanics dead corpse on the ground, and the sky grey and black, with blood raining. I pressed X and Sanic came up as a bloody zombie. Sanic said in a zombie way: "GADDA GO FAST!" I used Carl to jump onto Sanics shoulders and Sanic ran and ran and ran. I was going to win Cliche.realfile, its all I knew now. I knew nothing else. I just knew the murder, the murder this game taught me. About how it is fine to murder people, about friendship with Sanic and Carl, about hating Tales. I saw Tales in the distance. I used Sanic to jump up, and then Carl to stab Tales
Tales: CARL! MORON! SANIC! YOU CANNOT BEAT TALES!
Me: Lets see about that!
I then used Carl to use Black Magic on Tales. The image of an UBERREALISTIC dead person came up, and it stayed, with an error beep in the background. Beep. Beep. Beep. Your freaking annoying. Beep.