Clocks

Author's note

''This is a set of three haikus entitled "Clocks". It was intended to be an in-class assignment for English class (which is why the content is G-rated, but no less trollish).''
''Clocks''
Tick tick tick tick tick,
The clock goes “tick tick tick tick.”
Tick tick tick tick TOCK.
The large clock fell down,
CRASH! The pendulum detached,
I am pretty much screwed.
Bah! Who needs old clocks?
My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—
Oh, crud! I dropped it! :(