It was a sunny afternoon at work. I was inside my house on my cumputer when I noticed an odd file. It was named EXE.exe and I opened it. Once I did hyper-realistic blood came out of my speakers and I was scared. I opened the case of my computer and it was full of blood. I was so scared, I went into my closet to cry, but when I opened my closet a skeleton popped out.
Afterwards
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The skeleton and I got drunk and then he killed me. I uploaded this from Limbo and the Wi-Fi sucks, so I can't read comments.