As you all know, I'm a huge Halo fan. This week, for my birthday, my friend Larry got me a new Halo game. I decide to play it after the party. I put the cartridge into my computer, and downloaded it onto my PS2 emulator.
the title sequence played like normal, until I saw Master Chief. He was rolling around.... ON BLOOD RED ROLLER SKATES. I shrieked, but I was able to compose myself. It told me to insert a quarter, then choose to play as Master Chief or Hatsune Miku. I chose Hatsune Miku because she was naked.
I started to play. I was running around, watching her boobs jiggle, until I looked up. All I could see was darkness, surrounding me. I controlled Hatsune Miku to turn on her electric torch, and keep going to that door. Scrawled on the front was the number 6696. I opened the door, when I started to hear Hatsune Miku crying. I was confused... I never inserted the headphone jack? I then saw why she was crying.... On the floor lay A body pillow. Not any ordinary body pillow. It was a Hatsune Miku body pillow. One that had seen a LOT of shit in its day. the the screen faded to black, and wouldntt turn On. I went to take a nap.
during my dream, I dreamt of Hatsune Miku's blood tears dripping onto the body pillow, making it looked like a used Hatsune Miku tampon. I then heard the opening song for Halo, playing a sweet song, but upside down. I woke up in a pool of sweat.
I got up, and I turned on the computer. Shit! It isnt turning on, so I do the ole off/on, and it worked like a charm. I saw the opening sequence again, and got to the save files. This time I chose Master Chief. He was also naked. I started off tied to a chair in a dungeon. I vaguely remember not remembering this.
I am put in the first perspective. The first thing I see is... "GLORTHOK, I shouslvee known it was you."
"Remember Larry? I shackled him onto the wall. I promised him infinity lives or some bs like that, only if he gave you this disk."
Larry? Forget about him. All I can hope to do is find a way out of this. I look to my left. Nothing. I look to my right, and see a speck of light.
This is my chance. Glorthok is in the bathroom, and he forgot to shackle me up. I tiptoe out of the room, then I sprint towards the light. Then Glorthok finds out imm gone, and chases after me. Doesntt take too long to catch up...