One day I went to type an essay for school. I decided to write it in Comic Sans. It's looked upon with extreme scorn, however, I don't know why, I always loved it. The moment I typed the first word, it crashed and opened up my File Explorer. It brought up a file titled, "Comic Sans". I opened it up. What I found was strange. An item called comicsans.exe.
I decided to run it. When it began it went to a fullscreen .gif image. It was a child crying blood and the words, "DIE" were spinning in blood red and written in............ Comic Sans. It soon crashed and brought me back to the File Explorer.
Then there was a game called, "Comic Sans: Horrid Quest". I ran it and got ready to play. I was a stick figure walking on a floor made up of the word "floor" written in.....my god......Comic Sans. As I moved my character down the hall or whatever it was, he stopped as the camera panned to Helvetica hanging itself from a noose. On the wall it said, "CANT ESCAPE COMIC SANS" in blood. I then proceeded to sprint down the path now. He stopped again. The camera panned to Comic Sans holding a cleaver near Times New Roman. Comic Sans hacked and chopped Times New Roman into small bits. He then turned around and saw my character. A loud scream was heard as Comic Sans chucked the cleaver at my character. When the cleaver hit him, it showed a picture of my character as he spewed hyper-realistic blood.
Then, Comic Sans jumped out of my monitor. He took his fleshy and muscular arms and strangled me with them. I was losing oxygen. I died soon after. He jumped out of the window and went to kill other people. Legend has it that he still roams around Earth. He can be anywhere. Even behind you.