So, let's start off simple. I'm writing this now as I've only just got the courage to face "it". I was born in the year 666 (The year the SNES came out.) I was always a big gaming fan and as my 10th birthday I was gifted a Wii U. I know, they're shit. But just as I was about to throw it away, it started playing hyper realistic music. It...It couldn't be...It was darude-sandstorm. "Song name?" I asked it. It simply replied "Darude-SATANstorm". I jolted back inside and slammed the door shut. Out the corner of my eye I then saw a nazi. I guess I did [NAZI] that coming HAHHAHA. anyway, he was about to kill me when I got a notification on facebook. I checked it and it was satan. He said "pop up lol" so I did, then satan spawned in my house and I was all like "whaaaaat?" and he was like "Whattt??"2 I said "I didn't know you could teleport, he said ye i can. Then he made us a turkey to eat and we ate it. after that we went to the underworld where they were all having a rave to darude sandstorm. Satan said that he called me down here as he didn't know the song name and he hates it when people say darude sandstorm. so he said "Song name"? and I said dankrude smokestorm and he was like lol. and then I woke up in my bed. And no, it wasn't all a dream, As I came downstairs and there was the nazi.
Then a skeleton popped out.