Has anyone wanted to go on the deepweb, I did once. Do not get this file.
I was at the garage sale when an old man sold me a disk. It was only $9.99 so I bought it. The old man told me that it was an easy way to access the Deep Web, because in the future the Deep Web in unaccessale. I brought it home and downloaded it onto my computer. It said on the computer *Are you sure you want to download this because you will get a horrile virus and everyone will die.* I then proceeded to click yes. It then said *Well you're fucked.*
I was on the deep web. So I went on The Hidden Trollpasta Wiki, with all the deleted crappy trollpastas ever created. I got bored easy so I killed myself. But I'm immortal so I didn't die. There were so much games on there. Halflife3.EXE KFC.EXE and lots more. But they were all illegal. I didn't buy them because I already wrote trollpastas about them. But wait, Illuminati Sog would need to have this. But then EVIL PATRIXXX documents were for download on www.ShitPissIllegalShitLolz.com so I shat myself. I read one. It was about EVIL PATRIXXX being married to a Fat Jeff The Killer. I was then running from an evil angry Mickey Mouse for absolutly no reason. But then I died because EVIL PATRIXXX killed me for leaking out information about him being married to a fat Jeff the killer. So my Brother ate my body. The End. oh by the way, you can get Deepweb.EXE on Ebay.