So I was an intern at Hyrule when The King asked what was for dinner and I told him it was an Octorok. He tossed his goblet at me and demanded Lotsa Spaghetti. I went out to buy Lotsa Spaghetti from Morshu the Shopkeeper but I had to come back when I was a little, MMMMM, richer so I asked The King for some rubees but then Ganon came in and started slapping Link's face. Then he went to attack Duke Onkled but he dropped a bag of rubees. I grabbed the rubees and went back to Morshu's shop to buy Lotsa Spaghetti but he told me that he was all out of Spaghetti. But he did tell me that he had some lamp oil, bombs, rope, and a CD so I bought them all, put them on a plate and gave them to The King. Of course I kept the CD because that's how stuff works. I popped it into my Philips CD-i and started playing. It started off with Link just standing there for 5 hours. I started to think “Gee, this suuure is boring” when all of a sudden The King asked what was for dinner and Link got angry and tossed an Octorok at him. Then The King ordered Link to scrub all the floors in Hyrule but instead he used his Smart Sword on him but it doesn't damage friendly people so he tossed lamp oil, bombs, and rope at him and he exploded. Then he hyper-realisticly popped out of my CD-i and trapped me in the Enclosed Instruction Book.