Dory.EXE

I'm a complete Finding Nemo nerd. I've played every game, including the survival horror shooter with Terry Crews voicing Marlin, and I've watched both movies. Though, I really don't mess around with glitchy or hacked games for good reason, after the experience that I had.
About two months ago, I was watching Finding Nemo after some insane motherfucker uploaded the full movie for free on Pornhub. Of course, I didn't give any mind to this, as any way to watch a movie you love is a good way indeed. About 30 minutes in, I scrolled down to the comments section, as just from the audio, I've watched Finding Nemo enough times to visualize what's going on accurately. About 90% of the comments detailed young men busting a nut all over their keyboard, 9% of the comments were from confused children and seniors, and dear lord... the 1%. There was just that one comment that gave me a good laugh. This comment describes a Finding Nemo game that was hacked. I instantly blew this off, I'm very desensitized to internet shams and gore porn. I clicked on this guy's profile, the name being BigBoy99, and he had a couple of videos that I found interesting. All of the videos were just of him humping Dory body pillows while giving hilarious commentary. I took very much of an interest in him in the way you find people like Chris Chan intriguing, I found his commentary genuinely charming, and I soon made sure to subscribe to him. Of course, I don't like seeing hairy men in their 30's get down with Jesus by molesting a body pillow of a Fish from a Pixar film, so I typically just went to another tab and did something else while I heard his zany ramblings.
That was pretty much all that happened for about a week, I just lived my life and in my free time played some League of Legends with his videos in the background to keep me on edge. By the way, my username is LegitPotatoSacks, and I main Yasuo and Fizz mid. I was on my Xbox in the living room playing Sonic Colors when I saw outside that the mailman put something in my special box. Well, I decided "Fuck it, I have nothing else better to do.", so I instantly sprang up from my seat and walked outside to check my mail. What I found was a crumbled up piece of paper, it was in a ball form. I opened up the paper ball, and what I found was absolutely crude and disgusting. Here's how the letter went.

''Dear Tahm Kench,''

''i'm gay and i love u''

''thanx 4 watching xoxoxo''
''Love,''

''BigBoy99''

Well, here's the kicker. Inside the balled up piece of paper was a soiled pair of panties and a picture of Bruce the Shark vigorously pounding Darla's pussy...
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?! HOW DID BIGBOY99 FIND OUT MY ADDRESS?! WHY IS HE GAY?! WHY DOES HE LOVE ME?! DOES HE WEAR PANTIES?! Oh, hey, he likes Finding Nemo rule 34 just like me. That was my legit reaction to this bullshit.
As you can tell, I had a lot of elegant questions on my mind. However, I am a strong man, so I calmly, after that outburst of emotion, found out everything I could. I observed what I could observe coolly and confident-like. Upon further inspection, there appeared to be something inside, no, it wasn't shit. It was a lot harder when I poked it. Ew. It was a giant CD box, and how the hell he fit that in a nice clean pair of panties I don't know to this day. Whoever BigBoy99 was, he was certainly... a big boy. I saw that the CDs were meant to be watched, and they weren't some shitty hacked game. Good, I've had enough of those anyway. I played the first CD, all of which they were labeled "Dory.EXE 1" "Dory.EXE 2" and to the third one, "Dory's Big Finish"

Dory.EXE 1


A man appeared on the video, the camera was very shaky, whoever the cameraman was I'm pretty sure they loved butt. Very big butt. A big boy's butt. Anyways, let me describe the video to you.
"Hello there, viewers! I'm BigBoy99!" The man quite clearly scratched his balls. "Me and my cameraman here are going on a big adventure!" He had confident posture, no matter how odd it was. "We're going to find Dory." There was movie magic, and the film cut to BigBoy99 wallking, the cameraman following, shakes and all. "These woods are quite the beauty!" said BigBoy99.
After some time, the both of them approached an outhouse in the woods, they went inside. As the camera pointed to the toilet, they pointed to the pile of shit, piss, and probably lumberjack cum. Inside that mess, there was a blue fish flopping around. The video ended there.
I was visibly shaken, who the fuck would put a poor fish in all that shit? How is he surviving? There were just too many questions on my mind. Though, I came to assume that whoever that fish was, they weren't in that situation willingly. I heard quiet and timid knocking on one of my windows, and I looked, and saw nothing. After that, I put in the second CD.

Dory.EXE 2


BigBoy99 took the fish from the shit, and put the little guy in a plastic bag filled with water. The film cut to a house, in the kitchen, with the fish still in the bag.
"Alright, everyone, now that that's over with, this is where the real hijinks begins!" BigBoy99 set a bowl on the table, filled with blood. Where did that blood come from? I don't fucking know. After that, he pulled out a book from his pants, it looked ancient, and quite clearly aged.
"Ok, what we want to do is put some cocaine in the blood, as well as a good bit of steroids, and mix it with the blood." He did just as he said, and had a spoon for mixing. "After that, you need to inject your ejaculate into the pool of blood, don't skip this step. It's crucial to the development of the Ubergay."
The cameraman spoke up for the very first time, his voice was light, that of a pre-pubescent boy. "Why would the Ubergay need cum to develop fully?"
BigBoy99 looked at the camera with conviction. "Well, my boy, the Ubergay is gay. Very profusely gay."
He returned to the tutorial of sorts. "Ok, everyone, after that, you want to put the fish in the bowl, and cover the container, and put it in the fridge." The bowl was wrapped up, then the fridge was opened, but before the fish met his apparent chilly doom, the man looked at the camera yet again. "This step right here is important, just like the ejaculate thing we had going on. You want to give the fish some good old parting words before he will begin his Second Puberty. Watch and learn."
BigBoy99 looked at the fish in the bowl, covered up with cellophane wrap. He yelled "PENIS!" and put the bowl in the fridge.
There was then a title card that read "Three Months Later"
BigBoy99 stood beside a gigantic, 6 foot 5 inch figure that was blue and muscly. He asked the Ubergay a question. "Ubergay, you gay little fish, what is your name?"
The Ubergay looked at BigBoy99, and responded.
"I am Kanye West."
BigBoy99 rubbed his hands in clear excitement and arousal in the most primal form. "Good... good..."
The three of them, including the cameraman technically, left the room, and the video was over.
God damn, I was actually spooked up. Who the hell were these people in real life? Where did they live? Could they potentially cause me harm? The sounds outside were getting louder.

Dory's Big Finish


Well, here it is, the final part. As I'm writing this I'm feeling emotionally vulnerable, here comes my story, spreading out to anyone who decides to read this piece of shit. I'm scared, yet proud. Let's cut the bullshit, here's the final part. It's a short one.
The three of them were walking, and they camera soon pointed to a house. My house.
After that, I almost had a heart attack, whoever these people were, they found me. I now had some of my questions answered at the cost of my safety. A big, blue, African American fish may fucking choke me while his giant fishy cock rams into my now infected taint. I called the police, shit was actually going down. However, drats, I forgot the number for the po-po. I had to look up the answer, and then I called the police, 911. Almost the same as 9-11, coincidence, huh? Here's how the conversation went.
"Uh, police? Police?"
"Yes, what is your problem?"
"I ran into a couple of CDs that I watched, and that gave me clear evidence that these people know where I live, and may even be around me somehow. I need help, please, help me!"
"Ok, calm down, answer this question first, are you a Fizz and Yasuo main?"
"W-what?"
"Answer me, young man."
"Yes, why would that be of importance at a time like this?"
"I'm sorry sir, you're too dumb and gay for our help." The policeman hung up.
Fuck, I was on my own.
I spent the day in my room, with my banjo as a means of protection. Then came night, and I knew I couldn't live like this. I walked out of my room, and into the hall upstairs. I looked out the window with the upper view, and what I saw truly scared me. On the lawn there was a big blue fish walking around with Satanic powers, I don't know if he actually had Satanic powers, but it makes me feel a lot more scared if they do, to my enjoyment because I like being scared and held against my will.
It's just a kink, fuck off.
I was running around like a headless chicken, I thought I was screwed. However, nothing happened for so long, mysteriously. Now here we are, I'm writing this story, this is my only means of comfort right now as even the law enforcement thought I was too dumb and gay to have help because I main two very unfair champions. I don't know what to do, and I'm quite frankly spooked. I have this weird feeling as well. A weird, subtle feeling creeping up on me...
I think there's a fish cock in my ass.