I was looking through my personal files, trying to delete some inappropriate files to hide them from my mom and dad. After deleting privacy.avi and useless.avi, I found a file called "exe.avi". This was strange, because this file was out of alphabetical order. That, and the fact that I had never seen this file before in my life. Out of curiousity, I decide to click on it because super secret files aren't dangerous.
This avi was 6:66 long, displaying a room with a blonde girl duct taped onto a bed, screaming. It didn't take me long to notice that this girl was ''my sister''. The screaming goes on for 40 seconds, until a monster drops from the ceiling, onto the bed, and starts brutally raping the child. It was SHREK, my archnemesis.
At around 6:50, the girl has gone silent and probably died, yet shrek continues to rape her. I knew I should have stopped by now, but I was actually thoroughly enjoying it. Then at 6:60, shrek lets out a mighty roar and blood pours out of his balls for the duration of the avi.
At the last frame, shrek reaches up to his skin and takes off a mask.
I had to pause it there. Making out the blurry image of the face, I saw that the person was ME.
The phone rang behind me. I picked up my phone and listened to a message.
"Now that you know, delete the avi. Oh by the way, that's not your sister. It was
And the person hung up.
Who are you,
You must have forgot, haven't you?
''You ''was dead.