I was browsing through a website where you can download computer viruses to infect your computer at work so that you don't have to work. I found this weird file that had a bunch of different file extension names. I hit the large green download button. I downloaded the file, waited 10 minutes and...
a bloody face appeared on the screen! My boss saw this and got mad at me. He hit me with a baseball bat 457 times, and then smashed the computer monitor over my head. I was fired, and now I am living on the street corner. Let this be a warning to you...
Don't work for my boss, and also don't download stuff at work. By the way, the picture of the face was my bloody face after being hit by my boss. Wait... MY COMPUTER PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!! I'M RICH!