Alright, so you know that "creepypasta" called sally.exe? Well i found the actual game of it, and its not what people think it is. Its actually not creepy at all, not full of blood or anything like that. allow me to tell my tail...
HEY TAIL! DID YA HEAR THAT, IM GONNA TELL A TALE OF MY EXPERIENCE WITH SALLY.EXE!
Tail: AWESUM!
So anyway... heres how i found this friggin thing. I went dumpster diving one snowy Antarctica afternoon. At first i saw the typical stuff, penguin meat, bones, dildos, everything there was to be seen in the arctic, including melting ice. Until i came by a red, glowing trashcan. It bled profusely for no apparent reason, and the blood tasted like raspberry jam.
TASTY! i exclaimed, when all of the sudden, sally, sonic, tails, knuckles, a skeleton, Dr.robotnik, weegee and marios head came out and scared me to death! I literally shat myself! Like no joke, there was shit everywhere! So me in my ghost form took the game from mario heads mouth and ran off to my Igloo where i played it. i didnt play it for long tho, because when i popped it into my laptop. My igloo blew up and i died again. So without anything to play it out, i destroyed the disc which is in good condition after the explosion, and then i was eaten by the mario head and died.... AGAIN
so yeah. thats my true tale of my experience with sally.exe. be careful out there, and dont do drugs kids!