Filthyness.exe
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DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY PLEASE
Frank was tired. He had a rough day. He was a keyboard warrior, and worked hard to bring justice for all citizens of the internet. He was angry, because someone called him racist. He starts talking to himself and whispered "fuck my nipples i'm not racist". As he opened his door to his room, he noticed something strange. He heard breathing. He busted open his door, and turned towards his bed. He saw the most horrific sight he could have ever sight. A black kid picking his ass. Frank stared into his eyes for roughly 5 seconds. Then he screamed. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. The boy screamed in return. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH. They continued to scream for a minute, until Frank offered the boy his wallet to leave his fucking bedroom. The boy just stared and smiled as Frank brang out his secret weapon. A KFC box that was so fucking finger-licking good. The boy clapped and ejaculated for the KFC. Then Frank pulled out another big hubba jubba out of his ballsack. A watermelon. The boy identified the fruit and repeatedly whispered "wutermelan wutermelan wutermelan". Frank licked the watermelon. This made the boy hungry so he licked his nipples. Frank had another trick up his sleeve. He sprayed that fucker with the strongest spray ever made to repell any house invaders. The boy cried and screamed as he was being killed by the spray. His last words were.... "GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED".
Frank was proud of himself. He killed the menace that menaced his room. "TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE BASTARD".