The camera pans on to what looks to be a small town library as we hear someone shouting something unclear, we see a young man on his knees, on top of his car, screaming up at the sky. This is David Foster. He has lost everything, his job at the local cup factory, his girlfriend Morgan, but that was a year ago. Most importantly his copy of DBZ is scratched and won't run properly.
The screaming is becoming louder. Much louder. It is clear now it sounds as if he is asking, "CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN!"
David Foster then fell off of his car onto the ground and a nearby pedestrian ran over to ask if he was ok. David then said his last words, "My head... is coooold."
The screen cuts to a shot of a river on a nice sunny day. David's body is rising from the water. He is now spinning in circles in midair. His eyes are glowing a bright green with light flowing from his mouth. The only sound that can be heard is that of the wind rustling through the trees and a vacuum sucking up nuts that were dropped on the floor when Joshua Foster was trying his first drumstick brand ice cream cone.
The vacuum sound is coming from David's mouth and the wider he opens the louder it gets. The screen becomes black and white and it is a noticeably wide screen; you can't remember if the rest has been widescreen, which causes you to pause and think for a second when all of the sudden David's fingers start growing to disturbing lengths. Each finger is either longer or shorter than the previous.
Your eye itches. You go to scratch near it obviously not in it for fear of scratching your eye when your finger hits the right lens of your 3D glasses. This alarms you because you paid for your entry with a free ticket which does not cover 3D movies. You realize David's fingers are reaching out to you through the screen the sound is picking up to the point of hurting your ears you try to block out the noise with your hands but it keeps getting louder.
You realize that you're no longer in a theater, but in the scene of the Riverside Dave is literally reaching out at you with his fingers from about 18 feet away, no, make that 17 and a half. You try to scream but you can't. You try to run but you can't. His cold icy fingers start to curl around you.
You realize you're moving, being pulled towards him. You underestimated his muscles and mustache, it seems. As he brings you in for a hug you hear a loud pop and then silence.
His mouth stretches into a grin showing a hint of malice. The green light from his eyes is blinding you now. All you see is his grin at this point He leans in whispers into your ear:
"kohner maed mi dew et"
What happens next can only be described as his belly button rips open into a grotesque split maw of a mouth with no teeth or tongue. For that matter just gums and empty holes where teeth should be without knowing what you're doing you climb into his 'stomach mouth'.
The last thing you see as the hole re-closes is Josh Foster looking blankly at you through the other side, smiling as if he is in another place, not really aware of what is happening. Carry on my wayward son by Kansas starts to play and it fades to black.
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