GTAIV.exe

The Story:


It was just your typical day grinding hours on Skyrim and watching Gamer Poop on YouTube.
I felt nostalgic so i decided to watch some old videos such as the puppy from Halo 3, i hate yuo myg0t 2, etc.
I found some old videos by a user named NobodyEpic, it was Grand Theft Auto IV videos, they where very funny, and it bought me back the old time of playing Grand Theft Auto IV, i had it, but my parents had to take it away.
Now that i'm 21 years old, i think i am ready to play the game once again, however, i have no money at the moment so i decided to pirate the game instead.
I went to the Pirate Bay, i looked up "Grand Theft Auto IV", and i found amazing torrents with alot of seeders, but each torrent were 13 gigs, i was about to change my mind, until i found a torrent with a generous amount of seeders, and it was only 13 MEGS!, it was labeled "GTAIV.exe"
I downloaded the torrent, and by surprise it was a .iso file, i successfully mounted it with DAEMON tools, and opened the VD, i wish i never did.
IT contained a bunch of .html files linking to trollpastas on the Trollpasta wiki, such as the best pasta ever, the most cliche pasta ever, etc.
Now i got very suspicious on this .iso file, so i commented on the torrent comments, and i waited 14 minutes, and the creator finally replied:
"It was my mistake to upload this torrent, i could have deleted it while i had the chance, i hope you haven't downloaded it yet, but if you did, i'm very sorry for the terror your about to fear once you've open the "MISC" folder, i don't think you've seen it yet, but if you find it, do not open it, it will change your life forever"
I went back to the VD, and there's so happens to be a folder labeled "MISC" my curiosity peeked, so i opened it, it contained an .exe labeled "GTAIV.exe"
I opened it, and i saw the most horrific thing i have seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!!
IT WAS E.T FOR THE ATARI 2600!, THE GAMEPLAY WAS ALREADY BAD AND IT WAS LIKE IT WAS COMING TO LIFE!, IT WAS LIKE E.T WAS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME!!!
So i quickly shut down the window, unmounted the .iso, and deleted the .iso file.
I could never see anything more horrific in my entire life, and i hope none of you experience the same thing i did.
Warm Regards
{{by|Fennekin4827|user=yes}}