Giygas.
The almighty idiot.
Giygas.
Sitting in his chariot.
Giygas.
The all-powerful nitwit.
Giygas.
He'll fuck up your shit.
Giygas.
The embodiment of malice.
Giygas.
He's tougher than any Alice.
Giygas.
He who cannot be grasped.
Giygas.
A moment ago he inexplicably rasped.
Giygas.
He's red, he ain't orange.
Giygas.
He'll destroy your... Door... Hinge.
Giygas.
Even Zalgo fears him.
Giygas.
Power's great, intellect's dim.
Giygas.
He is the evil power.
Giygas.
Tougher than any flower.
Giygas.
You cannot grasp his attack.
Giygas.
He'll fuck you with a tennis rack.