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Gunga stuff
Omg like u need to like read Like the first like gunga story and like the AnonyMoose Killer like then this story like will make like a lot more like scene like.
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The Gunga Story geez
Im a huge gunga fan. I Met gunga himself at the comic con in Mexico. We started off as good friends until I touched his toy squirrel then he growled and bit my hand off.
I screamed so loud everyone looked at me like I was a lunatic, and that's because I am. I got my degree for college in prison. I was so embarrassed that I had the water works for bout 40 minutes and they banned me from the comic con for being a big baby.
So now I'm home alone and my parents and sister are out watching a movie, the reason why I couldn't come is because their to embarrassed to be around me. I'm a laughing stock for the whole world and nobody likes me, they just laugh and make fun of me. So I'm just your ordinary teenage social degenerate nerd that plays video games all day, I am 13 by the way.
So my doorbell rang and when I opened it (JUMP SCARE!) there was a package on the ground. There was a blank package saying "gunga.EXE" on it and there was a note on it but since I can't read I just ignored it and put the disc in the computer and played. Everything started off like how any ordinary gunga game would he jumped out from piles of poo and did his usual farting noise in the background.
I pressed start then it got a little creepy, the poo disappeared and then it showed gungas face up close with him growling and his eyes were black with a red dot in the middle of it. There wasn't any chapters or level select, there was only one mode and that was to select your character. I looked ahead of all the characters but there were only three.
The first one was gungas squirrel toy, the second one was locked but it looked like the girl from the first gunga story, the 3rd one was also locked but it looked just like the AnonyMoose killer! The level started out on
gunga hill zone act#1
there was nothing much but just me jumping across a chorus. So I got to this one point where I seen a whole bunch of broken, chewed up, mangled, gunga toys, it was so terrifying that I had no choice but to pull my pants down and pee on the keyboard, it's that scary yo.
I was shivering in my seat only seconds away from flooding the house with my pee. Then I seen gunga himself he was standing with his back facing me and his eyes were closed, I slowly walked up to him, then his eyes opened, they were so black with that menacing red dot in the middle of his eyes. He turned around and faced me then I grabbed a sludge hammer and smashed my computer and threw it out the window but somehow the disc still survived.
I was crying and wetting myself at the same time. I went outside to grab the disc and put it in my dad's work computer. He told me to never go on his computer unless an emergency but I knew this was an emergency.
I turned his computer on and put the disc in, then I jumped out of my seat, to see that it started off where it left off at. With gunga looking into the screen with those big scary black eyes with the red dot in the middle of it. Then the screen cut to black saying
"gunga hill zone act#2 hide n seek"
The squirrel toy was bawling his eyes out and trying to tell me where to go, it was sad seeing it because I always had a crush on him. So I went in the direction the squirrel toy was telling me to go. As I was heading there all of a sudden gunga appeared from behind me and started to chase me, the squirrel toy bursted into tears of fear.
When gunga caught up to me he disappeared then my character stopped and started to cry. Gunga appeared behind him with a chilly dog sandwich, he ate it then grabbed a lighter and faced it towards his butt and unloaded a fierce fart into it and the squirrel toy bursted into flames and died instantly. The screen turned to black and you can hear the horrible screams from the toy animal.
I jumped out of my chair and grabbed a pickaxe and chopped the computer in half with it. Once again the disc still survived and I told myself I have to play this game again, but it was our last computer left in the house. My dad said you may only use that computer if it's the end of the world or if all the other computers are broken from you freaking out and smashing them with a sludge hammer/pickaxe.
So I put the game in and what do you know? It starts off from where it left off once again. I went to the character select and last character I had was dead and had exes where his eyes were, it looked so gruesome and real that I was seconds away from smashing this computer, but I decided not to and carry on with the game. I picked the second character which was the girl from the first gunga story.
Speed kills act#1
It starts off with a super bright level, everything was bright except for the ground. I had to put my nerdy looking glasses on to see. I seen a speed power up so I had to get it, then I seen 973 more In a line, so I went to that path. My character was going too fast, I couldn't maneuver or turn directions. I seen gunga up ahead looked like he was eating the squirrel toy. I landed face first into his butt at maximum speed.
He noticed I was stuck in his butt so he ate 158 bowls of lentil soup and unleashed the hells fury by farting me out. My character was 20,456,109 feet in the air. The girl was going so fast in the air that she caught on fire and with the fumes she died instantly. Then the screen couldn't keep up with my character due to the speed we were going. Then I heard a huge splat sound in my computer.
so I jumped out of my seat and grabbed a Hattori Hanzo Sword and chopped the computer into itty bitty pieces. But somehow the disc still survived.
In desperation for a computer I decided to grab the Hattori Hanzo sword and break into my neighbors home, kill their family and steal their computer to play my gunga game. And that I did. I got to my computer and put the disc in and obviously it starts off from where we were last at.
The screen finally just caught up to my character and to my shock it landed in a pile of 10 feet spikes. I screamed like a 2nd grade school girl. I went to the character select screen to unlock my new character and when I seen the last girl I just was up there it was so brutally horrifying that I vomited on the key pad.
I unlocked the 3rd character and to my shock that 3rd character was me. I just froze there in shock, I had know idea what to do. But I decided to play as myself in the game.
The stairwell act#1
It started off with me facing the basement stairs, I slowly crept down them to find a light switch. It felt like the stairs were endless, I was walking down them for 12 minutes. I heard shaking coming from the stairs, then the stairs collapsed and it landed my character in a Pitt of doom, with gunga standing over me with those scary black eyes with the red dot in the middle. He grabbed something from his pocket, it was the worlds spiciest pepper! "Trindad Moruga Scorpion Pepper" I shouted at the screen "noooo!!! Anything but that" then gunga stared at the screen and said "yes! Muhahahaha"
he devoured the Trindad Moruga Scorpion Pepper and let it rip, the poo filled the hole all the way to the top in red diarrhea poo. It burned my characters skin off and he screamed in agony he got some in his mouth then he Disintegrated from the inside out and then all of a Sudden it cut to static then the most horrifying thing i ever seen happened it was gunga starring right at me and he said I AM GOD OF GUNGA'S.
I jumped out of my seat and grabbed a Desert Eagle and before I was able to shoot it somebody grabbed my hand and pepper sprayed my eyes. It was the cops! And they took me to prison once again and locked me away forever. When I got to my cell I seen that gunga was my cell mate.
I shouted "no! There is no way I'm gonna be room mates with that monster" gunga smiled at me, and his eyes turned black with that scary red dot in the middle. Later that night when I was in bed, gunga farted on my face and I instantly died. The end () 16:36, April 12, 2014 (UTC))