First off, i'd like to say that this happened. this is real. you may not believe me, but it really happened. here is the story
i was browsing for things what kind of thing is not important... wait... you didnt ask that? well i dont care. and for some reason a HYPER REALISTIC download appeared on my browser download button thing that shows downloads and shizz.. it said hyperrealisticpatrixxx.tga.
i opened up said file and i was in some sort of game thing called hyper realistic patrixxx where you are supposed to stare at a hyperrealistic patrixx for 69 seconds and then die for no reason... but that didnt happen, it lasted 70 seconds instead of 69 seconds and instead of dying a skeleton poped out! and then i died! but before i died, a message said "I EAM PATRIXXX THE HYPERREALISTIC MASTUR AND U WILL ALL DIE BECAUSE SAUSAGES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA"
Hyper realistic end.