John

There was once a man named John he love cupcakes this is his story. John walks into an Am Pm wearing a ski mask he quickly draws his gun and fires five times into the air. "Muhfucka give me yo money, give me yo cupcakes before I pop a cap in yo ass bitch." He yells at the clerk       
"Sure but what type of cupcakes do you want" he sayy to John scared and shivering but trying to stall him.      
"MUHFUCKA I told you I want a fuckin' cupcake now Imma have to shoot a mofo cause this dumbass ain't given' me a fuckin cupcake." John points his gun at a random midget buying some cupcakes "MOTHAFUCKA THOSE MY CUPCAKES" John screams at the midget. John shoots the midget several times and kills the midget with no remorse. "I told this mothafucka I wanted the cupcake but no this dumbass wouldn't give me my fuckin cupcake." he says while walking to the cupcakes he picks one up and eats it. The clerk looks at John disgusted by what he did.      
"What did this asshole just do did he just kill a midget oh shit oh shit he's a ruthless one I don't know what to do may the lord fuckin' protect me." He thinks to himself  crossing his fingers. He pushes the silent alarm.        
"What the fuck did you just do oh shit man he fucking pressed the silent alarm now I gotta kill em. Why the fuck you do this!" The clerk is silent "Answer me mothafucka!"      
"What are you talking about sir I didn't do anything." He says avoiding eye contact with John   
"Man suck a fat cock" while he is just about to shoot the clerk John hears a police siren and hesitates "AWWWWWWWWWWE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" John then gets shot by a sniper