Jenniferlawrenceisacat.exe

NOTE: This is a true story.

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''One day, I was bored. So, I decided to go the local video game store to get a game. I looked around, but all the games looked boring. Until I found Jenniferlawrenceisacat.exe. Its cover was Jennifer Lawrence's head photoshopped onto a rainbow cat. It looked good. So I stole it. Yep, I stole it (But the cashier was twerking at the time and didn't notice me). I went home and played it. It was pretty good. It was that Hunger Games movie The Hunger Games: Foxxingjay, Part 1. But at the end it had Jennifer Lawrence falling from an apartment building and turning into a cat. Because of that, I'm never eating sushi again.''