once upon a time I was playing Dino Run when suddenly I saw a popup ad with a download button. since I'm a gullible dumbass, I clicked the button and downloaded a file called "jesus.exe". it took 666 hours and 69 minutes to download, and when I tried to open it, it said "yoo dun wana d00 det" and suddenly jesus popped up and said "I like windmill cookies" and then he killed me and a skeleton popped out.