Kill.

You guys remember the online game called Kill the Plumber? Well, I heard just a few days ago somebody released a bootleg version for the Wii. He was selling it on Ebay for $6.66. It was kinda weird that he was selling it for that much but I didn't care. I bought it and loaded it up. The title screen said Kill. I pushed Play.
Level EVIL PATRIXXX was the only level. I pressed it. OMG! There were Doritos. My Wii then crashed and there was blood everywhere.

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My Wii was dead and then came back from the dead wearing shades and then punched me making me bleed and then I was dead but brought back to life for no reason and now I will kill you, I know your name. {{USERNAME}} ARMABLEBBON IT WAS ADORABLE and
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