One day at my Grandma's house, I was watching a shitty movie called the Titanic. Then suddenly, the Titanic crashed into an iceberg, crushed a bunch of penguins and exploded and all the characters burned to death. All except Leonardo DiCaprio's character, Jack. Jack was mostly burnt but he lived. Suddenly, he jumped out of the screen and pulled out a gun and shot me. He shot my arm so I lived but I was wounded. My Grandma was in the army so there were a lot of guns. I grabbed a pistol and shot Leonardo DiCaprio but the bullets went through him I wasted all my bullets trying to shoot him. I was out of ammo. So I threw the gun at Leonardo DiCaprio but that went through him too. So I used my special move and summoned The Great Paladin. But Leonardo DiCaprio shot an iceberg at The Great Paladin. Luckily, the Paladin was level 999 so he was okay. Then the Paladin shot a laser (lazor) at him, killed Leonardo DiCaprio and saved the entire universe. Or so I thought. The DVD for the Titanic then cam out of the DVD player and turned into a super fast living, flying buzz saw. It then chopped off the Great Paladin's head which then rolled off. Then I used my last revive potion and revived the Paladin. The Paladin then used his hammer of goodly justice a destroyed the DVD. But it wasn't over just yet. A giant Titanic boat appeared next to My Grandma's house. It then transformed into a giant robot. The TITANICBOT! Even The Great Paladin wasn't stong enough to beat him. So how could I beat him? Then I thought: How did the Titanic sink in the shitty movie? After 3 hours of thinking, I found the answer. Because of the iceberg. So I summoned The Frozen Titan. Then The Titanicbot said
"TIME FOR REVENGE!"
The Titanicbot then made his Titanic Sword appear in his hand. And charged at The Frozen Titan. The Titan then used his Ice Blade to parry the attack. Suddenly, The Titanic Bot tried to attack me. The Frozen Titan jumped int the way of the attack. He fell on the ground, destroying a bunch of nearby houses, killing the people inside. He was clearly dying. Just before he died, he said to me.
'I will give you my powers. Don't let my death be in vain."
With that, he died. I suddenly got the power to shoot ice. I used this power to make a super duper sharp spear of ice and threw at it and killed it. I saved the universe.
Le End?