Marijuana.exe

so one day i was on me compuret and i went to reddit.gov and thius nice men named isisallahuakbar offered me some free marijuana. he gave me the file. it was marijuana.exe so i openeded it and then i saw a popup that was at freevirus.com
it seemed pretty legit so i clicked downlaod m8s, and then my computer got a blue screen. i was very happy because me computer had known my favorite color all along. then my computer was fine until june 666th 2475 A.D. and it then started to initiate command prompt. here is wat it said m8s
>:Hello
sup bitch were is my weed
>:There is no weed. 
wtf bitch
>: I have come to show you your lesson. 
wtf isis man gave me free weed now where tf is it !!1!?
>: No, you see sir, you have been taught a valuable lesson. Don't download files from strangers.
wtf bitch in his bio it was 'free weed m8s 2475 working 99% legit'
>: It wasn't real.
wtf it was 99% legit do you mean i got a knife in csgo
>: No.
thats a 1% chance m8.
>: No it's not.
bitch im ending u
>: no wait
then I ended the shit outta that bitch he deserved it XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD