I'm pretty sure most of you have heard of Sonic.exe. I think its a terrible pasta. Anyways during the 90s I always preferred Mario over that turd Sonic. I loved Mario growing up, I owned all the games, The comics, Action Figures and Heck, I even watched the movie multiple times on Vhs.
So anyway, today I was just watching some random crap on T.V while eating some cup noodles. But, I then heard the doorbell ring. I went outside to my mailbox. I got a letter from my friend, Xxx_MlgPussydestroyer_xxX. I opened up the envelope and it said:
"Fire And Ice, You gotta break this disc. Don't question why I didn't sell this shit at a flea market or Ebay. Oh, Also don't write a Sonic.exe Parody about this! Because, I tried playing this and I'm dead and I became skeleton and I wrote this."
I tossed the envelope away and I put the disc in my computer tower. I Then got a file named "Mario.exe" I got so happy I had to change my pants. When I got back and I opened the file. It started with the run of the mill Original Nes Super Mario Bros. I started the game but then the sky turned black and Mario turned higher and skinnier with hyper-realistic blood coming from his mouth eye and hands and blood shooting all over. And even though, this lasted a split second I have super power vision where I can slow down things and notice things immediately. And, don't call me a mary sue cuz I have a bad past. Anyways, I booted up the and I went to the start of 1-1 Instead of Mario, I started playing as Toad and Luigi. But besides that there was nothing wrong with the game.
I later got to one point in the game where, Mario got up from the Pipe but, He was tall and slender. And when he appeared a bunch of keys were being played. It then panned to Toad and Luigi Looking terrified. Toad then said:
"Don't worry Luigi I'll handle him!"
Luigi then ran away while Mario jumped on the floor and formed a sword made out of blood. It then flashed to black showing a white line. It then showed Mario with his blood sword and Toad decapitated with blood
shooting out of his head. Mario then ran to Luigi and Jumped on Luigi and crushed his head. Then Mario it flashed to Mario Smiling at me and Saying:
"Praise Martulu!"
It then showed the Mario with Tentacles growing out of his face. My computer than crashed I got up and started to relax. I then heard a Italian chef cackle. I looked back and saw a figurine of a tall pixelated Mario with tentacles and a sword made out of blood. I then shat my pants. I'm writing this while cleaning my pants and ass.