''Dang i hate microwaves... ''Who knew those words would be so important. Hi, i'm Joe, And I hate microwaves. I have hated microwaves ever since I got my hand cut off duck-taping razor blades to one. I found their true power after being in a chat room with one. The conversation goes as follows:
XxXSwagmamiteDewritoSwagXxX(me): sup im a millionare does anyone want to become my soulmate and inherit my riches?
Microwave: no
XxXSwagmamiteDewritoSwagXxX:*gasp* a microwave! you little hoodlum! 1v1 me in cod black ops and git rekt!
Microwave: sure
I popped in my COD: BO2 disc and invited him to a game. He just stood still when I tried to shoot him! Then he took out a razor blade and cut my character in half with it! I was furious! But then he turned into sonic.exe and killed me!I was so scared i boarded up my room with dirt, it wasn't hard because i live in a dirt hole underground. But then I heard a digging sound and looked up. It was patrixxx! Then he vomited out a skeleton and we all died.
But if we died..
Who was razor?????