Moneyface.exe

''I wanted very hairy long for my new game to arrive. It was 1997 B.C, and I ordered a new teakettle for my grape, who ate my dog. I quickly sleeper in bed, as my eyes walled to the door. Captain showed up but I was asleep. Morning rang with the secent of Burning pizza pies. I walked to the door and saw my new teakettle? something was wrong, QUICKLY MY CAPS LOCK BROKE, AS I SAW MONEY FACE WAS ON THE BOXING. I RIPPED IT APART WITH MAJOR FORCE. ALMOST LIKE A COMPUTER EATING MY FLOOP DOSK. inside i saw hat even though money face was there, the teakettle was not. i looked up, only to SEE THE END OF THE WORLD. SUPER MAN EATING NODDELS. I had it. no more captain! Bubsy, Im though!THE TEAKLELE WAS TRASFORM INTOT TATTRODOTER. the run on sentense was extreme. CAYDER TOT WUZ HERE LOLZ HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH''