Mrs.puff.avi
Hello. I used to watch SpongeBob SquarePants, a show about a yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea in Bikini Bottom. Well, I don't watch that show anymore. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why. If you want to find out, read my story below.
One morning, I woke up to a beautiful summer day in California. My eyes were weary, though, for I had bad day yesterday after dealing with a lot of stress at school. I got up, went and took a shower, got dressed, ate breakfast, and went to watch some T.V.
I found out that there was a new SpongeBob SquarePants episode airing and was interested. I put on SpongeBob and began to watch.
But... something seemed a little ''odd...'' The intro for SpongeBob SquarePants started out in G-Major. Everything sounded demonic and satanic. But I continued watching, I didn't really mind that all that much, anyway. However... it got ''much much'' stranger. When the episode finally played, it showed Mrs.Puff inside of her house, ''crying.'' It went on for about six minutes when I began to think, ''(why would an episode meant for kids air this? it seems a little off and dark)''
Mrs.Puff then continued on crying for the next ten minutes when she suddenly turned blood-red and the screen got all fuzzy and glitchy. Her voice was deep, brooding, and like a demon. She cried blood and drooled blood and her house was flooded in blood. I puked in disgust.
That's when I realized that my eyes were oozing out blood-red blood. I tried to screech, but... I ''couldn't.'' That was because my mouth was oozing out blood. I choked and choked and ''choked'' on it until I could no longer breathe. My body turned blue, then purple, and then ''blood-red.'' My eyes turned dark and red, and I was nothing but ''blood-red blood. ''
I thought it was over for me.
(zip, crackle!)
I heard an electrical noise coming from my house, and the power went out. My body was blood-red, but then turned into purple, and then blue, and then back to normal. My mouth and eyes stopped oozing blood, and I coughed in relief. I had almost died, today on this beautiful summer morning in California. Head my warning, and don't watch the "A Trip To Mrs.Puff's House Day" episode. Or you will be the next victim.