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If you are reading this, GET OFF NOW. If you think this story has never happened, then you are wrong. Just remember that this is a troll-I mean-Creepypasta, so you might expect funny-I MEAN-scary things to happen.
Here's how it happened.
I was walking around Gamestop when I saw a copy of New Super Mario Bros. 2. I haven't had a 3DS, but I bought it anyway.
I walked up to the line to the cashier and after many minutes of waiting, I was finally there. The pay was higher than usual, but I brought my money maker machine.
I should talk about the Money Machine. You see, it gives you money by a press of a button! Before that, you must enter the amount you need. It's so simple!
Anyways, I payed with $666. Because that's the price of the game now! I find it weird that they put $666 on a E rated game! They do know it's an evil number, right?
I bought the game and got it home. I then had an idea. If I put the disc into my computer, maybe it could let me play it on the computer! It's SO simple!
So I put the disc in, until there was a message reminding me I have a file on my downloads box! I checked the download box and the file said NewSuperMarioBros666.exe.
What is with people these days? Stop making .exe games!!!
I clicked the file and it showed me the title card of the game. But I noticed something strange. The clouds were red at the title. And they are dripping BLOOD!
Hyper Realistic Blood, to say it correctly.
I clicked play, then I heard a screech. It sounded like, "AAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGHAGHAG!".
It wasn't so loud, I just jumped when I heard this sound. The game cut's to World 1-1. But it isn't World 1-1 anymore. The place was full of dead Goombas and Koopas!
This is also a reference to Sonic.exe, when later in the Green Hill Zone stage, you can see dead animals from Mobius. Like my smartness? LOLZ.
I kept playing until the screen was full of Luigi's. But not just any Luigi's, Luigi's with blood in it's eyes and the number 666 on there shirts.
But that's not the only scary thing. There was another screech. It was louder than before. Unfortunately, I got knocked out before the screech even started.
Luckily, I heard some of it. It sounded like "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG". I don't know the rest because everything went black after I heard it.
I woke up with a Luigi in my face. I got my head chopped off by the Luigi.
THE END!
Huh? Why are you still looking at this? You must want more, huh? Fine, I guess. Do you wanna know what happened to my dead body? Yes? Ok, let's hear the story from me!
Shrek put his hyper realistic cock on my dead body's butt and my butt got destroyed by love. My remains was fed by Sonic.exe clones. There. That's the true end to my story. Happy now?