I went to a library book sale. I came across this book called "NixDic.book" which was a dictonary that was written back when Nixon was the Murcian president.
I went home and read it but when I got to the Z section, all the Z words were replaced by the number 333. This lead me to one logical conclusion. It was Satan's half ass brother expressing his frustrations of the fact that Sunky.mpg 3: The Quest for The Squishy would never be a thing!
''Written by TheAzumangaDaiohFan''