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I went to my Sega Genesis to play fuckin' Sonic cause its my favorite game n shit.
I popped in the cartridge and the loading screen was fucked up
I was like "OH SHIT MY CARTRIDGE MUST BEEE BUSTEDD DAWGGG!!!"
I went to the big ass flea market and bought a new cartridge
It had fuckin tape on it and there were words written with a sharpie which is fucking stupid
It said LOLOL S0NIC THE PROSTITUTE LOLOL
I was laughing my ass off and the guy gave the cartridge to me for free, which is fucking epic
I went home to pop in the fuckin cartridge and then the start up screen said FUCK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS
I supposed the guy was a stupid ass rom hacker that gave people free shit to scare the fuck outta people
I continued on with the game. I passed the 5th palm tree in Green Hill Zone act 1 and then crazy shit started happening.
I was like "HOH SHIET DAWG I GOTTA CAWW MAH HOMEEE!!!"
I dialed my friends number and he came over
I was like "DAMMM DOG I FUCKIN POPPED DAT FOOL IN AND DAT CRAZY SHET HAPPENIN"
We continued on the game and then the fuckin Genesis broke down.
I went to go make some noodles. I checked on my friend, and guess what. HE WAS FUCKIN DEAD!!!
I was like "Okay you want chicken noodle soup?"
I went to go finish on the noodles and then one fuckin noodle went straight into my eye and it fuckin hurt
I went to the hospital and the story was on the news
But sonic fuckin hacked the systems and its not around the internet anymore
THE END BITCHES
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