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i just got out of college when this happened... At the time I was free to watch all the shrek I wanted, without any discrimination against me. My friends, my family they were all dirty farquays, and I just wanted to get away from them all. I decided I wanted to move to Mississippi so I could live in a swamp like shrek, and be far far away from any farquays. The swamp life was peaceful and serene. I'd bathe in sewage every morning, I'd indulge in some toast with a side of fish eyeball jelly... I loved every second of isolation. That was until one night... I... Felt a burning sensation on my nut sack. It's like someone stomped me in the testicles with sports kleets, but their foot got stuck I also saw they were green lime colored green they were also swollen the size of basketballs (Acdc be damned). I didn't want to relay my personal health on that of Prince Charming doctor, but I had no choice. Every step I took to the hospital felt like donkey was biting down on ball sack. But I prayed to shrek I would make it their safely. When I eventually got to the doctor, he was astounded. He diagnosed me with some new illness O.S.G (ogre genatil syndrome) he told me I was patient zero, and the only cure he can think of was amputation. I said to him he can go suck on fairy god others dick and die. I then jumped out the window, and safely landed on nut sack to cushion the blow, and I ran away and didn't look back... I got back to my swamp, I felt nauseous, and passed out in swamp muck. When I woke I noticed my balls got even larger, practically my whole crotch area and abdomen was a lime green. I saw this as some kind of blessing of shrek, and I prayed to him every night thanking him for shrek is love and shrek is life. As the year went by my feet to my neck was green, and my balls were big enough for me to use as a blunt weapon to fend of against alligators and snapping-turtles. Every night the two growths on head would get longer. But when my whole body was green and my hair fell of it happened... I felt a huge strain in my head like I was having a severe aneurism. I then passed, and awoke in dark tunnel. There was light at the end of it... And a figure. As I got closer to the figure I found out it was shrek... He then said "it's all ogre now" he then proceeded to fuck me in the ass, and then reward my loyalty with his onion cum. But when I woke up I was a full fledged ogre, and I shouted at the top of lungs "this is my swamp" shrek is love shrek is life...
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