Omghax

Here Is... OMGHAXI
I was playing a game of Titanfall when a Hacker called Shrek Came, He Ate Me In The Game And My TV Leaked HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD! (SCREAM)
Then I Was Banned From Minecraft By A Guy Called SHREK (SCREAM)
And then i was banned from my pc by a guy named SHREK (SCREAM)
It happened at the EXACT SAME TIME (SCREAM)
even though i played an hour each time (After playing) And Taking A Break For 666 Minutes (SCREAM)
Then I Joined A Club Penguin Server Called HELL, I Dont Even Have A Account But I Do And It's Called 666 (SCREAM)
And Then My Computer Crashed Even Though It Dident (SCREAM)
This Makes 100% Sense, Right? (SCREAM)
You: umg your so kewl (SCREAM)
yes i am (SCREAM)
then i play blockland and then made a server without any mods (i just joined) Then Only 1 item spawned in my inbetowy (SCREAM)
it was called "6662012APOCALAPSEEDITIONHELLDEATH SANDWITCH" it is a pretty small name (SCREAM)
i ate it in real life and i bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
then the blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
Then that blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
Then that blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
Then that blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
Then that blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
Then that blood bled BLOOD (SCREAM)
And that was OMGHAX a Very Scary Trollpasta (SCREAM)
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From: HELL