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SO ONE TYM I WUZ ON TROLLPASTA REEDING A PASTA DAT WUZ A PARODY OF DA CREEPYPASTA "SQIDWURZ SOOICIDE" ND IT WUZ REALLY SCAREH IT WUZ SO SCAREH DAT I DIED ND HAD TO RITE A PASTA ABOWT IT.
(HEY REEDER, IF YOO WANNA KEEP GOING DEEPUR INTO DA PASTACEPTION, POST UR RESPONSE TO DIS STOREE OR SOM1 ELSE'S RESPONSE TO DIS STOREE ND CATEGORIZE UR STOREE "Pastaception". I WANNA SEE HOW DEEP WE KAN GOO!!!1!11!111! :D)