Teh P0RTAL3.EXE
= The BEGINING =
So hi, my nam
eis David Luminatry, and I live in small willage. I am also a huge fan of
portal games. I even have tighty whiteys with companion cube picture. I Portal
2 played co-op by myself ( I won, by the way) because few months ealier my best
friend,” Bronze V” died by sexual self-asfixiation to snoop doggs picture. He
was also having scery nightmares about some spooky skeletons. I think that his death
was intended, ‘cause he couldent take these nightmares anymore. So few days
ago, I waked up and went to my home doors. I found a package. I froze from
spookyness. It was from my ded friend. I
openedthe package and to my surprise, inside were two things. Some hyperrealistic letter with
words “Dave, plz don’t play this game cuz it killed me lelz. Bye” and a hyperrealistic CD. The
CD had a title in red, which read: “P0RTAL3.exe” I was then rly spooked, cause I knew my friend was dead. I
walked back to home, and to my surprise, I saw….. nonething. My house was just
like a black hole. I then managed to close my eyes, and a few seconds later I opened
them. Everything was in its place. I thought that my mind was just playin’ with
me. I couldn’t be more wrong…
= PART second =
So then I walked
to my room, and sat on my chair. After few seconds of thinking, I put the
spooky CD in my laptop. I didn’t notice anything special,I saw icon with some
guy walking through portal with a big 3 next to him, and I clicked it. But it
was just the beginning… After some time, a Valve logo was shown. I was spooked
to death. The hyperrealistic black guy with valve in the back of his head was looking straight
at me. He was smiling in an inhumen way. I noticed hyperrealistic blood leaking
from his valve and his mouth. And then, I noticed that a man didn’t have any
eyes. In the back there wasn’t playing normal intro music. Instead there were some
spooky whispers. I counldnt make out all words, but I definitely heard “sandwich…..killl…….”
and after that a loud scream could be heard. After what seemed like hours, the
logo finally faded away. Then I saw source logo, but there was something fishy
about it. And then I noticed, that in background, was barely visible white, fat
guy, holding some kind of green rectangle with white numbers on it. And he was
staying still for some amount of time. But after few seconds he faded away, and
left the source logo alone. It also faded
away after few seconds. I decided to turn my screen recording tool on, so I clicked
alt-Tab. It didn’t do anything. I was shocked. After something about 3 minutes
of waiting,I was introduced to the main menu. At the bottom was written a
writing “portal 3” and 3 was red. And this is the only normal thing about this
menu...Under the logo there was chell, lying on a panel, without her foot, and
with her head crashed by companion cube. Next to her was a bloody portal gun,
and on the other site there was a monitor showing some kind of skull idk. Here is an In-Game screenshot
I was rly scared, but I clicked "single player" anyway. The screen turned red for a while, but something was diffrent. I noticed an orange portal on the right side of the menu. And the only thing i could hear was....
"A-Ba-Du Gaben..."
And then I died.
THE END