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So Dr. Phil decided to go online and Al Gore suggested a game called Pingas.exe.
Dr. Phil said "Why the hell not" and played the game:
It started out with that douchbag Sonic from that retarded sonic.exe mutilating Tails's groin. Suddenly, he (see, I didn't put a name there so it could mean either sonic or Tails) hears someone scream "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!"
So Sonic starts investigating and finds a chocolatey note that says "Touch my PINGAS!" Then, That ---------------------------------------------------------->
starts chasing him (still didn't say the name so it could be any one of them) until Sonic gets pingased directly in the back and gets diabeetus and dies.