Psykaziz
This is the recorded hand-written blog of a horror author who was at the Mall of America. Shortly after writing the lost hand-written thing, he commited suicide in his dorm room.
The Entries
Sunday
I ain’t sure why I’m writin’ this down on paper. I guess I was just tired of my SonicXHetailia wallpaper. Well, lemme fill you in on some info. I work at Reddit, and I get a pay of $10 per post. So Reddit is constantly flooded with links to Addicting Games(which means I get more money from them) and Nickelodeon. So, with Nickelodeon and Addicting games, I get $100,000 per month. So, yeah. You can officially say that I am better off than you.
Anyway, let’s get to the events. Yesterday, I went to the Mall of America. I was at Nickelodeon Universe, cause y’know...Nickelodeon. I was on the Brainsurge Brainbuster or whatever it’s called. As I was flipping upside down and back up again, I saw Dora with a bloody backpack and fat eyes. I fell out of the ride, looked back up and saw no one, besides the mallgoers. I was kinda creeped out, so I went home.
I had a new email when I got home. It was from DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com. I read the email. It said the following:
“HELLO
HOW YOU DO
AM DORA
AM DEMON
OUTSIDE IS DEVIL
IF GO OUTSIDE
DIE SAVE SELF
NO OUTSIDE
HEED WARNING
BYE”
Being a smart man, I knew this was just a chain letter. But I was still kinda anxious, so I’m gonna go to sleep. See you tomorrow.
Monday
I think I’m going insane. I keep thinking that bloody Dora is below my bed. I keep recieving Emails. Here is my conversation with DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com.
“From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
HELLO
AM BACK
YOU HEEDED?
GOODY
KEEP HEED
YOU SAFE
BYE” “From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com
Who the heckles are you? Stop spamming me.”
“From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
I NOT SPAM
I HELP
I FOUND DEMON
I PROTECT YOU”
“From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com
I don’t care! You’re too creepy to protect me. And I don’t need help!”
“From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
NO
YOU NEED HELP
ADMIT SILLY”
“From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com
nononononnonNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!”
“From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES”
That was the last time I went on my computer.
Wednesday
I can’t sleep. I keep having nightmares. They all consist of me, sitting in a Game of Thrones chair, while BLOOD DORA SCARY approaches me. She says:
“DO NOT AFRAID
I HELP
NAMRED N’LES IS OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO
REGRET”
And then I wake up in a cold sweat. I wonder who Namred N'Les is. Well, see you later.
IN CONCLUSION
This was the last recorded statement of Psycho Sisisis before his death. He commited suicide using a Dora themed recorder that he plunged through his trachea.