It was a regular day, I was on trollpasta admiring EVIL PATRIXXX and comic sans. Somebody threw a brick at my face and it had a strange hyperlink on it. It didn't look like our regular postman's writing, it looked fancy, like a royal letter. I put in the hyperlink and it took me to a trollpasta, specifically Portal 2 Pirate Disk. (Which was removed for some reason...) Hey, I write this, and it got deleted...
Suddenly, plot twist.
There were evil bleeding Red Links everywhere, dead pastas all over the website, EVIL PATRIXXX was fine though.
What no no no no no no don't kill me!
This is redlinks.exe if you are reding this than I killed your family and friends and YOUR NEXT!!!
And then a skeleton popped out, but then who phone, in the dream world that is...