Does anyone remember Robotomy? That one show that no one even cares about anymore? 2 months ago, I logged into a torrent site and downloaded a .exe file under the name "robot".
I opened it and a there was a black screen that lasted for 10 seconds. Thrasher and Blastus were infront of me. They were detailed and hyper-realistic, compared to what they were in the show.
"Excuse us, do you need help..?" Thrasher asked.
I typed in "yes", and that's when the screen turned white. It was worth another ten seconds of my life.
I was at Dreadnot's classroom, noticing the two again. They were getting ready to do some sort of ritual.
"Hey, -nameinput-" Blastus said. "We're getting ready for that demonic ritual."
I was shocked. Why would they have- or in fact have a ritual? Demons were not canon in the show!
I left the input blank.
When everything was fading into a duller color, Thrasher and Blastus were torn in half and crushed by a goddamn gorgon. There was static. And in the background was Principal Thunderbyte.
When he spoke, all that came out was a sound clip from "The Thing" (1982)
"Yea, fuck you, too!"
I turned a skeleton.
{{by|LEWIS-in-WAV}}