Ross.exe
Cassete noises,video boots up.
Bob Ross - A Walk in the Moods (Season 69 Episode 1)
Bob ross,holding a paint brush,stares at a blank canvas
"Hello,i'm Bob Ross and i'd like to welcome you to the 666th Joy of Painting series"
Bob looks at the cammera,his eyes gone and now bleeding
"So many pictures to paint with so little time,dont you agree?"
Gray noise,a few seconds later it stops and only the canvas is left on the scene with Ross gone.All of a sudden the canvas starts bleeding in such a way that it draws lines,shades and curves resulting in a panoramic view of a lake in the forest.
"We dont make mistakes,we make happy accidents!"
The tv on which the video is shown begins to bleed,realeasing a odd smell of tried up paint.Two hands come out of the bleeding tv and pull the rest of the body out.The dude who was watching all of this gets knocked out for some reason.
Cassete noises,video boots up.The dude is bound to a chair in a black room.
Bob Ross - Bloody beauty (Season 6 Episode 7)
"Welcome back.I'm certainly glad you could join us today"
"Wh-what do you want with me?" The dude spoke
"Today i thought we'd do a beatiful little scene on a black canvas such and i think you'll really enjoy it"
Ross grabs a paint brush shaped knife that was possitioned next to the chair,and without diping the bursh in any color,he began "Painting" on the dude as he realeased screems of endless agony.
Three minutes later,Ross moves to the side revealing the dude covered with blood and walks of of the cammeras view.The dude begins twitching and grabs a paint brush fromed like a scalpel using it to set himself free,then confused and spooked he looks around the black room noticing that it is the same room in which Bob ross painted trough his 30 seasons.
"This can't be...where am i?" the dude spoke sillently
But then he notices a slight burst of light coming from behind one of the cloaks that were covering the walls,noticing that theres a hidden room behind it.As soon as he moved the black fabric he noticed a 12 year old kid typing words on a laptop.
"Who are you?" Dude said
"Im the one who wrote this story,dumbo! U should be praying on your knees!" Said the kid.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Ill tell u the story then,u the main charakter buyed a cassete from an odd man in a odd corner and then u watched it and then u got kiddnaped by Bob Ross and then u got killed"
"So you are the idiot who just ruined my childhood? Who ruined Bob Ross?" The Dude spoke with uncontrolable anger.
"No,i made it awsome,its a cool creepypasta it has,so much blood that it wil scare everyone away!1!"
The dude was so frustrated and irritated by this little child that he riped his own clothes appart and straped the kid onto the chair,forcing him to delete the story in such a way on all 153 other pasta web-pages that i cannot possibly type the annoyance and discomfort in simple words here.